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Monday, June 25, 2007

Questions surprise lawyers on same-sex marriage case

The California Supreme Court surprised participants in the same-sex marriage case Wednesday with a new set of questions on the nature of matrimony, the rights of spouses and domestic partners and the meaning of a voter-approved ballot measure.

Lawyers on all sides were preparing to file a final round of arguments by July 5 on the constitutionality of the state law that defines marriage as the union of a man and a woman. The court asked for further arguments through Aug. 1 on the additional questions, diminishing the already-slim possibility that the justices will hear the case this year.

The case began in 2004 with San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom's decision to grant marriage licenses to almost 4,000 same-sex couples. The state Supreme Court nullified the weddings in August 2004, ruling that Newsom had no authority to disregard the marriage law. That decision did not touch on the law's constitutionality.

The case returned to Superior Court to decide lawsuits by same-sex couples and San Francisco challenging the ban. Judge Richard Kramer ruled in 2005 that the marriage law violated the fundamental right to marry the partner of one's choice and discriminated on the basis of sex.

A state appeals court overturned Kramer's ruling last October, saying the law's exclusion of gays and lesbians could be justified by tradition and by the fact that domestic partners in California have most of the rights that married couples have.

That comparison of unmarried partners and spouses, the focus of the state attorney general's defense of the marriage law, was the subject of the court's first question Wednesday: What rights and duties do husbands and wives have under state law that domestic partners lack?

Although virtually all the legal differences between marriage and domestic partnerships under state law have been eliminated, advocates of same-sex unions say California's refusal to classify their relationships as marriage denies them numerous rights under federal law in such areas as taxes, Social Security benefits and immigration status.

The other new questions are:

-- What rights were protected by a 1948 state Supreme Court ruling that, while overturning a ban on interracial marriage, declared a fundamental right to marry?

-- Does the term "marriage'' have constitutional significance, or could the Legislature change its name while preserving all associated legal rights?

-- Did Proposition 22, a 2000 initiative barring recognition of same-sex marriage in California, apply only to marriages legally performed in another state or nation? Or did it also prohibit any such marriages in California unless voters approve a new ballot measure?

Shannon Minter, legal director of the National Center for Lesbian Rights and a lawyer for 12 same-sex couples in the case, said he hadn't expected the additional questions. They reflect "how engaged the court is in this case" but contain no hint of the justices' views, he said.

Attorney Glen Lavy of the Alliance Defense Fund, which represents sponsors of Prop. 22, agreed that the court wasn't tipping its hand but said he was encouraged by the questions about the nature of marriage.

"They relate to our argument that the fundamental right to marry means the union of a man and a woman, a right that pre-existed the state and is incorporated into the California Constitution," Lavy said.

Source: San Francisco Chronicle (CA), Jun 21, 2007

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Friday, June 15, 2007

The Trooper

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn, the wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,

"Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," She replies, (Thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

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Thursday, June 14, 2007

The Mule

An old farmer had a horrible mother-in-law who nagged him mercilessly. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something.

The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his mother-in-law brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began haranguing him again. Complain, nag, nag; it just went on and on.

All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet; caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot. At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.

This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.

So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.

The old farmer said: "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice she looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."

"And what about the men?" the minister asked.

"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."

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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Sarah Jessica Parker

The former star of Sex and the City has been rethinking the influence of clothing. Celebrating her 10th anniversary with hubby Matthew Broderick, she regrets having worn black at her wedding -- a bid to avoid drawing attention. "I wish I'd worn white," she says. Clothing choices prompted her to create a line of modest clothing. "There's not going to be inappropriate midriff showing. It's provocative in a way that I don't feel comfortable with."

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