Maybe you have to be a Kiwi for this one?

Two boys are playing with a rugby ball on the street outside Eden Park,when one is attacked by a vicious rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy took a stick and managed to wedge it down the dog's collar and twist, luckily breaking the dog's neck and stopping the attack.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young Warrior Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Warriors fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in Auckland, I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again.

"All Black Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack,...." he continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not an All Black fan either!" the boy said.

"I assumed everyone in Auckland was either for the Warriors or the All Blacks. So what team DO you root for?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Roosters and Wallaby fan!", the child beamed.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,

"Little Bastard from Australia Kills Beloved Family Pet."